yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1082
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6350 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 400 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 127
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Magic Items Found: 3032 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6969 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 112
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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