yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ores Mined: 7948
Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Runes Activated: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

    The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Falling into the Void: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1733 Crops Grown: 4429
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CousinRuleBreakerCraft

    CousinRuleBreakerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

    Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Ores Mined: 3749 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

    LebCraft – No Israeli Demands
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

    Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

    Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

    so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • WaterMelon Mc

    WaterMelon Mc

    Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Mines Excavated: 1040
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 845
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Solis MC

    Solis MC

    Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Farms Harvested: 391 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 New Chunks Explored: 395286

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Towns Built: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4880 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5355
    Alien Abductions: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6397 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Land

    Pixel Land

    We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

    Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 651755 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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