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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crops Grown: 9716 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9220
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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