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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5980
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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