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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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