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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Love Letters Sent: 13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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