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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Crops Grown: 1152 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Towns Built: 10
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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