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we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

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