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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6823 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
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