VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

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Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	128
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Votes:	7844
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	103	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	247
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	243
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	156
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	0

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crops Grown:	4627	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7961
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Potions Brewed:	95

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Animals Bred:	174
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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