VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	3163	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	207	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Dragon Eggs Found:	5933
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Love Letters Sent:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8499	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Emeralds Found:	1281	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	106
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

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Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3752	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	89	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ores Mined:	5151	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Enchantments Applied:	211
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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