VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Crops Grown:	7865
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4278
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	1276
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	8078	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	83
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7639
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Star Shards Collected:	120	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun