VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9679	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	8463	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Magic Items Found:	7422
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8092	Invisible Walls Found:	3

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Farms Harvested:	604
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	289	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Votes:	5098
Buildings Constructed:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1817	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crops Grown:	3633
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	465994

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchantments Applied:	270
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8111
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com