VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Emeralds Found:	1382
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crops Grown:	9695	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Kimucraft.fun

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

play.zafirocraft.com

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Towns Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

play.godspunky.in

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

play.secretgarden.tech

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

play.frenily.com

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Potions Brewed:	121	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
New Chunks Explored:	781922	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

traizelcraft.net

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

mcorg.Chilltown.eu

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

dnsburk.com

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Votes:	3363
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	118	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	2057	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	868	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com