VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ores Mined:	9266
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Farms Harvested:	214
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	7906
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2137	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	6565	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5231	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	New Chunks Explored:	718146
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Potions Brewed:	140
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Crops Grown:	5292
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

WheatField.MC.GG

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Crops Grown:	2894	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2001

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

mc.furryrefuge.com