VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ores Mined:	9302	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	886

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	679
Towns Built:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crops Grown:	6075

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Farms Harvested:	283	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	9773
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Votes:	5267	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4026	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	191
Towns Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Meteorites Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club