VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Star Shards Collected:	266
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6578	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1977	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Potions Brewed:	35	Falling into the Void:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Votes:	9195
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	888976
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	3069
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40