VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Animals Bred:	194
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Astral Projections Made:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Animals Bred:	67
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Crops Grown:	2204
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4048
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	1899
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Votes:	3512	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	103
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun