VasectomyVibesMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3336	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4691

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	682	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EstCraft

MCMMO, Survival

The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Skyland

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.