| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7684 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 6528 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
scorpion.de.freemcserver.net:43506
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7048 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2635 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1022 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4698 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7764 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 230 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.
so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 799 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 266 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5757 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3529 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 132 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1453 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.
And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3325 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5992 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6541 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3226 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9158 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8382 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7822 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6130 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4589 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9607 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8781 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
