| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.
Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.
So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.
oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.
so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)
Supported versions: 1.16.5+
More detailed information on the website.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| IP | TreeSMP.mc.gg |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS |
| Map size | Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way) |
|---|---|
| Render Distance | 10 Chunks |
| Gamemode | Hard |
| Griefing/PvP | Enabled |
| TnT/Carpet duping | Enabled |
| Netheroof | Enabled |
| Bedrock break | Enabled |
We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.
Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.
Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.
Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.
Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.
No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 4729 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Star Shards Collected: | 284 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
