| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!
Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 201 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.
Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.
So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3241 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3705 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.
oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.
so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 8350 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)
Supported versions: 1.16.5+
More detailed information on the website.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 136 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| IP | TreeSMP.mc.gg |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS |
| Map size | Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way) |
|---|---|
| Render Distance | 10 Chunks |
| Gamemode | Hard |
| Griefing/PvP | Enabled |
| TnT/Carpet duping | Enabled |
| Netheroof | Enabled |
| Bedrock break | Enabled |
We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.
Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.
Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.
Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.
Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.
No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few feathered friends along the way. See you in the pixelated world, my fellow Minecrafters!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
