| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?
With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!
We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!
So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!
Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2322 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.
But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).
Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4490 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
