Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3507 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
![💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/new-WASH-AWAY-UP-BoxPvP-№1-Minecraft-server.gif)
IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!
If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]
❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?
Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●
❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)
Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better
❓️ What do we have here?
Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive
And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!
❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??
[пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]
Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!
Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.
At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Armor Statues | Personalize your builds with custom armor stands. |
| Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads | Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads. |
| Anti-Grief Measures | Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features. |
| Multiplayer Sleep | Avoid waiting out the night alone. |
| Shopping District | Enjoy community-driven shopping district. |
| 10k World Border | Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary. |
| Squaremap | The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser. |
| Map Resets | Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!) |
| Simple Voice Chat | Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod. |
| Player Head Drops | Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops |
We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.
Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.
We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.
| Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC |
| Location: Europe |
| Current Version: 1.21.1 |
Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!
For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨
Join the Adventure Today!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.
Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?
We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2781 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.
Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.
So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.
Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?
So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9907 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
