VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Dragons Den

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Farms Harvested:	939	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8763	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

This is my humble Agrarian Skies 2 server. It is currently running and any one can join. We might add a couple mods that’ll help like veinminer or fastcraft. We just started the server and we are looking for staff. Staff applications are on the Website for this server

198.154.102.136

Mineworlds.eu

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Mineworlds is a server located in Sweden that focuses on brand new ideas and concepts developed by our own staff team.

With rewarding difficulty in focus, we have developed a brand new way of playing Minecraft. Play with your friends, enemies and face monsters that only gets more difficult the further out you venture.

Create a clan and fight other players in raids or fight monsters together with other players in dungeon instances. Venture away to unseen lands and face monsters you could not believe were possible.

mineworlds.eu:25566

Goacraft

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

The GoaCraft.de server offers standard, of course professional SkyPvP and Survival, as well as Bedwars and soon Ultra 1vs1 – an extremely improved version of the Timolia original! Server IP: GoaCraft.de We also have a website and a Teamspeak with the same domain, you are welcome to take a look there too! Our range: – Rush – Beastmode (from 70 users) – SkyPvP – SkyBlock – SurvivalGames – Survival – 1vs1 (Coming soon) – WitherWars (Coming Soon)

goacraft.de

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Crime-Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Votes:	4083
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

This is what the Crime Server offers through the self-programmed modification of Minecraft:

A completely different Minecraft game, playable without mods

Robbing shops, but also other players’ apartments

A variety of different weapons, from the normal sword, to pistols, to machine guns, flamethrowers and grenade throwers,…

Numerous other special items, such as drugs

Chases with police officers – if you fail, you can expect a stay in prison

The opportunity to buy and build your own land, apartments, houses or villas

A 100% self-developed game principle that has been tried and tested since April 1, 2012!

crime.minecraft.name

Real Life Minecraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Towns Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189

A pseudo-realistic Minecraft server, complete with towns, trains, and more. In this server you will have endless opportunities from running a town, owning a business, or even running an entire nation! Now, hurry up and get some money saved up, taxes are coming soon! 😀

mc.rlminecraft.com

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Brauvival-Server

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	1062	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Hello you block crazy Minecrafters,

Do you love moving blocks or are you more into hunting evil monsters? Do you like meeting other interesting people who have similar interests to you? Do you want to play on what is probably the oldest German Minecraft server? Then you are exactly right with us. Just visit our Brauvival server at the address: s.minecraft.name

You can find more information about us here:

TeamSpeak3: ts.minecraft.name Homepage: www.worldofminecraft.de Forum: www.minecraft-forum.de Livemap: http://map.minecraft.name/bdh

s.minecraft.name

TerrorCraft Modsauce

Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Brand new HermitCraft Modsauce server! The HermitCraft Modsauce modpack can be found on the Atlauncher. We need staff, and builders to help out on the server. Please, come join today!

167.114.43.167

Earth2Luke Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7226	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Our server is still being constructed at the moment, but we welcome anyone and everyone to join now! Were not exactly looking for staff members, but you can purchase admin/op rights on all of our game servers, including Minecraft on our website.

mc.earth2luke.com

Z Server SMP

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Emeralds Found:	2671	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Z SERVER SMP [Proudly Online 9+ Years] [75+ Plugins] [No-Whitelist] [Dedicated 256GB of RAM, Intel Xeon 16c/32t]

Z Server SMP is a Minecraft server that strives to be the best of the best. You can build where ever you like while following the rules. We have towns to build in to have a close active community. We are a amazing server with a nice community and awesome looking map. If you have any other questions ask.

zserver.org

SkyVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	690379	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	879	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome To SkyVerse We Are A New Under Development Hub Server Ready To Excite You And Make You Happy We Got Tons Of MInigames Factions Prison Skyblock Even Creative And Many More Hope You Will Enjoy

37.59.164.132

OPClash

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Towns Built:	10
Potions Brewed:	115	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	9644	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded

OPClash.com

Wishcraft

Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀

209.105.238.204

Hawknet SMP

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

hawkserv.co.uk

The Obsidian

PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	66	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4492	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

play.the-obsidian.com

ArmedMCPrison

Prison

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	408	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

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108.60.204.69