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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8418 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 46 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.