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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3515 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 102648 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5358 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.