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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5137 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
