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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2636 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3742 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7678 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.
