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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1777 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.