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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8792 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.