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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9212 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7042 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.