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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8430 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.