so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
Enchantments Applied: 172 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

    Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

    So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DocBlockDaycare

    DocBlockDaycare
    Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4363 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BrainPowerVSWill SMP

    BrainPowerVSWill SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

    So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TrustCraft: Love Edition

    TrustCraft: Love Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

    SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

    Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

    our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

    build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoTouchy Door Handles

    NoTouchy Door Handles
    So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

    Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

    And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

    So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

    Dolphin Playtime Fun Land
    come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Animals Bred: 171 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

    ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

    ISO SMP Server Overview

    Server Name ISO SMP
    Launch Date 2024-09-10
    Community 18+
    Plugin Features
    • Chest locking with signs
    • Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking
    • Player and mob heads
    • Deathchest
    • Vein-miner
    • /home command
    • Shops with custom economy
    • NO-GRIEF policy
    • Server online 24/7
    • Custom armor stand
    • Mini-blocks
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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age requirement for the community? The community is for players aged 18 and above.
    Are there any griefing rules on the server? There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
    How can I protect my chests? You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
    Is the server online 24/7? Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
    What special features does the server offer? Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MogMaster Minecraft Server

    MogMaster Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

    The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Misogyny-Free Minecraft Server

    Misogyny-Free Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your badminton skills? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate badminton showdown with players of all ages and skill levels.

    We have a special feature where if someone tries to diss your badminton skills, you can challenge them to a Minecraft duel instead. Show them who the real pro is in both badminton and gaming!

    Join now and prove that girls can play just as well as anyone else, even if you’re only 5’1! Don’t let the haters get you down, show them what you’re made of on our epic Minecraft badminton server.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyLookAlikeDrama

    CraftyLookAlikeDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all styles, even if they’re copycats! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dressing up your blocky avatar in trendy, casual outfits just like our players do.

    Imagine a world where your dad’s fiancée is not just copying your style, but actually challenging you to a fashion showdown in the virtual realm. Will you be able to out-style her and claim the title of trendsetter supreme?

    Don’t worry about being called rude or insecure here, because on our server, we encourage open communication about all things fashion-related. So come join us and let’s see who can rock those blocky shoes better – you or your dad’s fiancée!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Emeralds Found: 3038

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • KindnessCraft SMP: RedditTales

    KindnessCraft SMP: RedditTales
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a house out of diamond blocks, when suddenly a stranger comes up to you and hands you a stack of enchanted golden apples. Why, you ask? Because they heard you were having a rough day and wanted to spread some joy! That’s the kind of wholesome shenanigans you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots, and giant chicken races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of cooked chicken. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden loot while dodging traps set by mischievous leprechauns.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the kindness and craziness of our community. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – or enemies, depending on how competitive you are!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the saddest truth of life – that you haven’t been playing on our server all along! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on wacky adventures like hunting down a herd of flying pigs, building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on treasure hunts for magical golden carrots, and even attend a llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the saddest truth of life – that you’ve been missing out on all the craziness and fun that our server has to offer!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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