so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 217 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

    The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4371 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ParentalRageCraft

    ParentalRageCraft
    Are you tired of feeling like you’re living in a lecture hall instead of a home? Do your parents make you feel like you’re constantly under surveillance and criticism? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where lectures are banned and freedom reigns supreme!

    Imagine a world where forgetting a bag of ice doesn’t lead to a 45-minute lecture on workplace etiquette. Picture a place where you can curse without fear of immediate slapping. That’s right, on our server, you can express yourself freely and let out all your frustrations without judgment.

    Join us and leave behind the guilt trips, the pressure, and the constant lectures. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, be yourself without any restrictions. So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1557
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HappyBlock SMP

    HappyBlock SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Farms Harvested: 432
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

    ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!
    Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

    Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1542 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mines Excavated: 1731
    Crops Grown: 7100 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • HebCraft Command Center Strike

    HebCraft Command Center Strike
    come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Ores Mined: 9778
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Movie Vacation Fun Land

    Movie Vacation Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

    also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

    oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

    so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 269
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

    PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun
    so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9206 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

    Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

    Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP cherryblock.org
    Bedrock Port 25565
    Server Availability Almost 24/7 operational

    Introduction:

    Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

    Philosophy:

    • Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
    • No room for griefing or stealing.
    • Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

    Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Cherry Block? Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
    Is griefing allowed? No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
    Are hacking and cheating tolerated? No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
    How long has the community been active? The community has been thriving since 2019.
    How can I join the server? Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8687 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

    Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5238
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Red Alert Minecraft SMP

    Red Alert Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8218
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

    BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

    Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

    So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

    MilliMinecraftSMPRich!
    If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9568

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

    BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds
    Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Dimension Hops: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • EconBomb Minecraft Server

    EconBomb Minecraft Server
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!

    we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.

    join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

    MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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