Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

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Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7254
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

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Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4573
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Mines Excavated:	3751
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1755
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

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Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5705	Dragon Eggs Found:	8063
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs

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Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate birthday edition celebration! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a special event where you can download exclusive content that will blow your mind! Imagine diving into the Yawning Chasm or experiencing Your Color in the Acheron Trailer. Plus, we have character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – who wouldn’t want to hang out with them in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have new drip marketing with Robin and Boothill, both with epic abilities to conquer your enemies. And don’t forget about our web event, “Immersive Interactive Exhibition,” where you can immerse yourself in a world like never before.

So why wait? Redeem our special codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR and join our Minecraft server for a birthday bash like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Are you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyMcCraftFace: The Server That’s Definitely Not No. 265381814 by Anonymous

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2633
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3