Uzaki’s Blocky Demise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	107
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

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Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	1634	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8362	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

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Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ores Mined:	5308

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.