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SheamusCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the most elite players are allowed to enter! Picture this: a kingdom ruled by a majestic llama named Sheamus who only allows the most skilled and hilarious players to join his ranks.

But beware, if you’re not up to snuff, Sheamus will personally kick you out of his kingdom with a swift llama kick to the behind. Only the bravest and funniest players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Join now for a chance to prove your worth to Sheamus and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a spot in his exclusive llama squad. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Are you ready to take on the challenge and become a part of Sheamus’s legendary kingdom?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GasWashMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the power of gas-powered washing machines! Why settle for boring old electric ones when you can have a washing machine that revs like a race car? Plus, we have a strict ban on electric washing machines because, let’s be real, they’re just not as fun.

But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.

Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RiggedCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and unpredictability! Just like the referees in a soccer match, our admins might do nothing when you’re being tackled, or they might give you a yellow card for no reason at all. It’s all part of the fun!

Experience the thrill of feeling invincible like Real Madrid after a questionable call in your favor. Who needs skill when you have luck on your side?

We have insanely weird admin behavior that will keep you on your toes, just like the refs in matches against Leipzig, Bayern, and BVB. And watch out for Poop, our mysterious admin who may or may not sabotage your gameplay just for kicks.

Join us for a server where every game feels like a rigged diversity commercial, just like mainstream sports. Who needs fair play when you can have a good laugh instead? See you on the server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FDA-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers with useless agencies? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have a secret agency dedicated to finding the best pizza toppings in the world! That’s right, forget about saving the world from creepers, we’re on a mission to create the ultimate pizza masterpiece! Join us for epic pizza battles, crazy toppings, and a whole lot of cheesy fun. Who needs boring old agencies when you can be part of the most delicious mission in Minecraft history? Join now and let’s get saucy!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	4740	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, “i am forgotten,” you’ll be treated like the star of the show (even if you’re a total noob)!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (and a pet chicken named Cluck Norris). Or how about participating in our weekly “Build-A-Pig” contest, where the most creative pig sculpture wins a golden carrot (because why not)?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for a chance to cross the bridge (spoiler alert: the troll has some killer dance moves).

So come on down to “i am forgotten” and join in on the wackiest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t be forgotten on this server (unless you forget to feed your pet Enderman, then all bets are off).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Who’s Crafting? – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with HoloEN madness. We’ve got original songs, dances, and even forgotten songs featuring Hatsune Miku herself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Stellar Stellar (Hoshimachi Suisei) who will guide you through the depths of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re feeling brave, try out our karaoke nights where you can sing your heart out with Mumei herself.

Don’t miss out on our 5th Fes event where anything can happen. Join now for a chance to win exclusive merch and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before the printers try to ruin the fun. See you in the game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	629

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LOTR Minecraft Server: Theatrical Adventures

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Looking for an epic adventure that doesn’t involve actually leaving your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more excitement packed into our virtual world than the extended LOTR trilogy, and that’s saying something!

Join us and embark on a quest to mine diamonds, build epic structures, and battle mobs like never before. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in Middle-earth (minus the pesky orcs and evil wizards, of course).

Forget HBO Max and their lackluster streaming service – on our server, the only thing you’ll be streaming is pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never have to worry about your mom telling you what you can and can’t watch.

So why commit to watching movies in theaters for three days when you can join our server and experience endless entertainment right at your fingertips? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EllentCraft-1.1.x Minecraft server

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Newland: Where the creepers are the only ones who ask for ID

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Minecraft Server Overview
Looking for more members to join our adult-only, casual, cooperative Bedrock realm. We have around 12 members but want more people to fill our numbers. We have a mega-base cavern carved out of the inside of a snowy mountain, and are still expanding and building more chambers! We are 4 months old and have no plans on stopping anytime soon! Our biggest rules are no pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech. Message me if you’re interested in joining our community. We have a Discord as well to hop in if you’d like!

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for more members to join our adult-only, casual, cooperative Bedrock realm. We have around 12 members but want more people to fill our numbers.

We have a mega-base cavern carved out of the inside of a snowy mountain, and are still expanding and building more chambers! We are 4 months old and have no plans on stopping anytime soon! Our biggest rules are no pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech.

Message me if you’re interested in joining our community. We have a Discord as well to hop in if you’d like!

FAQ: Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
Can I join if I’m under 18?	Sorry, this server is for adults only.
What are the server rules?	No pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech.
How can I join the server?	Message the server admin for more information on joining.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord for our community members.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Potions Brewed:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayStationFanMCServer

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boring PlayStation fans? Look no further, because our server is a PlayStation fan-free zone! Say goodbye to brown people and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence, where chaos reigns supreme and cousins rule the land! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special “Cousin Clan” where only those who can prove they are cousins in real life are allowed to join. Why? Because cousins make the best teammates, obviously.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Cousin Wars, where cousins battle it out in epic PvP battles to see who truly reigns supreme in the family tree.

3. Need a break from all the cousin drama? Join our exclusive “Cousin’s Clubhouse” where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

4. Looking for a challenge? Try our custom mini-games like “Cousin Tag” where you have to chase each other around the server while screaming “I’m your cousin!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest cousin-filled adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Cleaning Crew SMP: No Vanilla, Just Broomsticks and Fun! Apply for the Whitelist Today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Goal	Provide fun worldbuilding via roleplay, nations, and conflict
Community	Friendly community accepting of all peoples
Events	In-game community events
Application Process	Required application to filter out wrong-doers

FAQ

What is the main goal of the server?

The main goal is to provide fun worldbuilding through roleplay, nations, and conflict.

Is there a friendly community on the server?

Yes, the server has a friendly community that is accepting of all peoples.

Are there in-game community events?

Yes, there are in-game community events that everyone enjoys participating in.

Is there an application process to join the server?

Yes, there is an application process to filter out any wrong-doers. Applicants are required to talk about their plans for interaction and lore on the server.

We hope to see you in the Janitor’s Closet! https://discord.gg/PYtFD5AZEe

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoBorders Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t embrace the chaos of immigration? Well, look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of blocky goodness, with players from all corners of the virtual world coming together to build, mine, and create.

Join us and experience the thrill of competing for jobs with immigrants from other servers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about capitalism and the free market along the way. Plus, if an immigrant takes your job, it’s just a sign that you need to up your game and level up your skills.

So come on over and join the most diverse and economically stimulating Minecraft server out there. Who needs walls when you have virtual borders to cross and conquer? Let the blocky immigration begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	160994
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you scream in excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” with joy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA server ever!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crops Grown:	5938	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pur-evil-land SMP: For those who like their vanilla with a sprinkle of chaos! 1.20.6

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Welcome to Pureland SMP
IP: purelandsmp.com

Key Features:
Semi-Vanilla Survival: Enjoy Minecraft with minimal plugins.
Community-Centric: Build alone or together in a friendly environment.
Economic System: Engage with a simple yet immersive economy.
Essential Commands: Make gameplay easier with useful commands.
Active Discord Community: Connect with other players and participate in events.

FAQ

Q: How can I join Pureland SMP?

A: Simply connect to the server using the IP purelandsmp.com

Q: What is the server’s gameplay style?

A: Pureland SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on community and exploration.

Q: How can I claim a plot at spawn?

A: You can claim a plot at spawn by following the instructions in-game or asking for assistance from a staff member.

Q: Are there player shops available on the server?

A: Player shops are coming soon to Pureland SMP! Stay tuned for updates.

Q: How can I connect with other players outside of the game?

A: You can join the server’s Discord community by typing /discord in-game or using the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

Q: What are some of the essential commands available on the server?

A: Essential commands like /spawn, /sethome, /home, and /playtime are available to make gameplay easier for players.

Q: Is Pureland SMP open to all players?

A: Yes, Pureland SMP is open to all players who are looking for a welcoming and community-driven Minecraft experience.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	0