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DykeCraft: Where Whores and Dykes Unite in Blocky Bliss

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dykes and whores galore.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crops Grown:	8523
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Booboos

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show (yes, our llamas are very stylish). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (although we can’t guarantee what kind of wishes it will grant).

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours (but seriously, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a chicken army?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave (we have cookies, by the way).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ukrainian Chugcraft – Where Comfy Happens in Minecraft!

Analysis, car bombing, Chug, Chugcraft, comfy, Comfy Happening, DONBASS, eastern frontline, energy infrastructure, Maps, Mega, Minecraft, mobilization law, oil refineries, podcasts, Politico, Resources, Russel Bentley, Russian Armed Forces, SBU drones, SBU officer, Telegram Channels, Ukraine, Ukraine aid bill, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian parliament, US HoR, video archive, Z Radio, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with SBU drones attacking oil refineries, liberating regions with the Russian Armed Forces, and even some good old-fashioned scamming by Grisha!

But wait, there’s more! We have US HoR passing billion-dollar aid bills, defected SBU officers getting car bombed in Moscow, and Zelensky signing new mobilization laws like it’s nobody’s business. And let’s not forget about the massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – talk about explosive gameplay!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud out of your own volition. See you on the battlefield, comrade!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Rub-A-Dub-DubCraft: Where Blocks Get a Massage!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for aspiring masseuses to hone their skills. Imagine being able to give virtual massages to all the players, male or female, without any pesky laws getting in the way. Join now and start your journey to becoming the best virtual masseuse in the blocky world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Jayver

Cross-Play, essentials commands, Factions, Hardcore, Jayver, life steal, LifeSteal, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server

Jayver life steal is a life steal server but unlike most you get access to almost all essentials commands and we have factions so come join and find your faction today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mine-Fiesta Vanilla Minecraft server

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Join us and go on an exciting journey through our Minecraft world. Fight monsters, build incredible structures and make new friends.

What awaits you at MineFista:

A huge world to explore.Epic battles with monsters and players.Construction of your own unique buildings.A friendly community of survivors.

IP – mine-fiesta.onlineWebsite – mine-fiesta.ru

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ExodusMC VS Hypixel

Achievements, Adventure, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Competition, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Fun, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, teamwork

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Extensive variety of minigames and modes	Can be overcrowded at peak times
Well-maintained with frequent updates	Some game modes may have long queue times
Large active player base	Can have issues with lag occasionally

ExodusMC

Pros	Cons
Specialized in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP	May have a smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Active growing community	May not have as many minigames or modes as Hypixel
Dedicated to providing a unique experience	May have fewer updates or content releases compared to Hypixel

FAQ

1. What makes Hypixel stand out from ExodusMC?

Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames and modes with a large active player base, while ExodusMC specializes in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP.

2. Which server is more likely to experience lag?

Both servers can have occasional issues with lag, but Hypixel may be more prone to overcrowding at peak times leading to performance issues.

3. How often do both servers receive updates?

Hypixel is well-maintained with frequent updates, while ExodusMC may have fewer updates or content releases in comparison.

4. Which server has a more active and growing community?

Hypixel has a large active player base, while ExodusMC is known for its active growing community that offers a unique experience for its players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is dropping like it’s hot with early access on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! And if you miss out, don’t worry, the official release date is Tuesday, July 2, 2024. But why wait when you can join now and be ahead of the game?

We’ve got more in-game events than you can shake a diamond sword at! How about a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration that’s so epic, it’ll make your diamond armor shine with envy? And don’t even get us started on the Yo-kai Watch event rerun – it’s like catching ’em all, but with a twist of fantasy!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to travel between data centers like a pro? Well, now’s your chance with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – it’s like teleporting, but with extra pizzazz! And if PvP is more your style, then gear up for PvP Series 5 and show off your skills like a true Minecraft warrior.

And if you’re looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells, we’ve got you covered with our handy dandy list of resources that’ll make your inventory overflow with possibilities!

But the real fun happens at our meetups – from spooky club finales to Digimon Tamers watch parties, we’ve got events that’ll make your Minecraft avatar do a happy dance! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Because on our server, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty McLaughlin’s LOL Shack – Daily Shenanigans

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is all about the love for OKFAMS! Who are OKFAMS, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Minecraft, there were six legendary beings known as Okayu, Korone, Fubuki, Ayame, Mio, and Subaru. These beings were not your average Minecraft players – they were masters of the craft, creating the most epic builds and slaying mobs left and right.

If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to discuss each individual member in all their glory. Want to chat about Okayu’s latest build or Korone’s epic mob battles? This is the place for you!

But that’s not all – we also have a Twitter feed that will keep you updated on all the latest shenanigans of OKFAMS. From Okayu’s latest mining adventure to Fubuki’s epic PvP battles, you’ll never miss a beat.

And don’t even get me started on the videos. They are a mix of pure chaos and pure genius. Trust me, you won’t want to miss a single one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the OKFAMS legend. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next member of this epic group!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Drum&BassCraft: Where the beats drop as fast as the blocks!

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Join our server and experience the thrill of building to the rhythm of sick beats that will make your creations come to life! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself jams out to our tunes while he’s lurking in the shadows. So if you want to impress the legendary Minecraft ghost, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime – join our server now and get ready to groove your way to victory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Avaland Network

Adventures, Avaland Network, Boxpvp, Challenges, CHANGE, Community, Diverse, Fresh, Gens, Genserver, Growing, Innovative, Mechanics, Minecraft, Modes, scenery, Server, Survival, vibrant, welcome

Welcome to Avaland!

Are you looking for a breath of fresh air and new experiences? Avaland welcomes you to join our growing community!

Avaland is a vibrant and innovative server that currently offers three exciting modes: Gens, Survival, and BoxPvP. Each one is designed to provide you with unique challenges and unforgettable adventures.

At Avaland, we take pride in offering a wide range of innovative mechanics in our modes, designed to delight and satisfy our diverse community.

Welcome to Avaland!Are you looking for a change of scenery and new experiences? Avaland welcomes you to be part of our growing community!

Avaland is a vibrant and fresh server that currently offers three exciting modes: Gens, Survival and BoxPvP. Each one is designed to provide you with unique challenges and unforgettable adventures.

At Avaland, we pride ourselves on offering a wide range of innovative mechanics across our modalities, designed to delight and satisfy our diverse community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	63
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	117
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1114	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MetaUnion VS Hypixel

Anti Pay-to-Win, Builders, Community, Creative, Donations, Friendly, Gem, Helpful, inspiration, Join, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Network, open-minded, Parkour, PvE, Server, silly, Skyblock, Support, Survival, talent, Towny

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Some mini-games may have long queue times
Regular updates and events	Can experience lag during peak times

MetaUnion

Pros	Cons
Friendly and helpful community	Smaller player base
Anti pay-to-win	Limited server options compared to Hypixel
Focus on creativity and talent	May not have as many mini-games

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to MetaUnion.

2. Which server offers more mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games, while MetaUnion may not have as many options.

3. Is pay-to-win allowed on MetaUnion?

No, MetaUnion is anti pay-to-win, meaning donations are only used to support the server and not to gain advantages over other players.

4. Which server has a stronger focus on creativity?

MetaUnion has a stronger focus on creativity and talent, with a dedicated server for builders and a supportive community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9023	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Emeralds Found:	5387	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Lupin Adventures: Mine, Craft, Steal!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old castles and villages? Well, look no further because our server is like the Castle of Cagliostro meets the Secret of Mamo of Minecraft servers!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from falling in lava). Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most legendary Minecraft server of all time? Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	1753	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Crafters – Where Comfy and Chaos Collide! #16015

16015, Analysis, car bombing, Chaos, Chug, ChugaLug, collide, comfy, Comfy Happening, Crafters, DNR, DONBASS, energy infrastructure, Grisha, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, Novomikhailovka, podcasts, Politico, Resources, retaliatory strikes, Russel Bentley, Russian Armed Forces, SBU officer, Scamming.., Telegram Channels, Ukraine aid bill, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian parliament, video archive, Z Radio, Zelensky

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to denounce the Talmud out of your own volition! Join us as we liberate Novomikhailovka, DNR, from the clutches of evil with our Russian Armed Forces.

But beware of Grisha, the scammer who’s using custom /chug/ and Chinese shells to trick unsuspecting players. And watch out for US HoR passing a 61 billion dollar Ukraine aid bill – who knows what kind of chaos that could bring to our server!

Join now to fight alongside Russel Bentley “Texas” and help turn the tide in the Donbass region. With Zelensky signing new mobilization laws and massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures – just remember to always denounce the Talmud!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Crops Grown:	9071	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Runes Activated:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8