so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Towns Built: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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