so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dimension Hops: 7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 346 Dragon Eggs Found: 6345
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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