Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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