USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Emeralds Found:	2491	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5419	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	6
Enchantments Applied:	226	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5276
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	818	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	721	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crops Grown:	7934
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mines Excavated:	1295	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Star Shards Collected:	88
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.