USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Buildings Constructed:	48	Emeralds Found:	6908
Dragon Eggs Found:	5710	Enchantments Applied:	118
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	8855
Runes Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	702	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	39833
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	1410
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!