USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwissSMP.ch

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Official server trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PuVrCpIis Watch more trailers: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96E6DDD809DEC2FF

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Survival miney

PvE

Survival miney

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Star Shards Collected:	141

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AbnormalPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Epic Minecraft PvP Faction Server With Custom Weapons and Daily Events With Weekly Drop Partys. We respect everyone on the server and we respect you. We Dont Hate We Just Play. Come On

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

oc0544

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

EVERYONE HAS /FLY!!! NPC Quests, McMMO, Hunger Games, Capture the flag, Spleef, FFA, pets and LOTS MORE!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Eternity

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Le Diamonds Live for an Eternity!!! PvP, Fctions, Survival, iConomy, ChestShop, and yes you can do griefing and raids 😉 Just the best server for survival players and its semi Vanilla Spawn go make the best armor survive to find your best gear and then do war!!! Be the best and have the best faction for an Eternity! Put all the players heads in your trophy room, even admins heads, we ar playng survival yeah! 😉

We dont use all the time kick but we use a lot of the jails 😀 The Sakalaka jails. We try to make this server as much fun is possible and realistic. If you build simthing perfect, like a Arena or a shop, call the ops and if its perfect it gets warp, safezone(for your faction, you can edit the place) and your name will go to the Comunity Hall. and you get a lot of money for that 😉 Ingame money dude. We whaiting for you bro! -Snakefist(admin)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3663	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pagemaster

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Server Address/IP:s19.hosthorde.com:25666 Version: 1.12.2 Game Play Type/s: [SMP] [Towny] [McMMO] [Jobs] [VoteCrate] [CrazyAuction] [ArtMap]

Player Slots: 80 Server Ram: 6144 MB NEW MAP!! Description: PageMaster is a strong server quickly approaching two years of being active online! We have a lot of great events that take place through out every month including fun activities such as Creative Day Contests! Players come and go but we hope to grow larger to be able to have more fun! We have plenty of mini games that are either run by our staff or by automation, as well as some amazing builders. This is a Survival PvE Server; while there are a few PvP arenas and games, there is no raiding, and no PvPing outside of designated zones. We promote group towns and trade/shops. We aid to help make large builds and creative fun. We are also LGTBQ friendly, and have many members and staff that identify as LGTBQ. Come check us out! Offical Rules : http://pagemaster.enjin.com/rules Rules: No Griefing, Stealing, Raiding/Do not Advertise other servers./NO SPAM/Mild Cursing is allowed./No Hacks, Cheats, or Exploits of any kind!/ Keep things PG13 at least./Do not make any Lagmachines(including Jumping Fountains), Duplicators, or Death Traps. Owner / Admins / Engineers / Moderators: Chronosaga, OnlyManOnMars / Panguien07 / ColdSteal / Norbertcat, Runnah, Amras4 Plugins: [Towny] [TownyChat] [McMMo] [Citizens] [WorldBorders] [LWC] [PlayerHeads] [LogBlock] [Dynmap] [CraftBook] [jobs] [crazy auctions] [cratesplus]

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BermudaNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

wubwub

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Chroma Hills

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The server is currently in an open development stage where we invite all of our players, old and new, to join our server and help us make our gamemodes the best they can be! Current gamemodes include:

Survival & Chromageddon

Our basic survival server gives you the bare necessities to survive with a few helpful additions. Includes extras such as McMMO, trading system, and claims.

Do you think you have what it takes to conquer the land of Chroma Hills at it’s worst? Come and try our most challenging gamemode yet with custom trading system, challenges, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Amentrix

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

The Amentrix Minecraft server is truly revolutionary with its combination of Creative, Survival and Mini-game play styles in one server. We pride ourselves on our friendly staff and community and look forward to seeing you soon!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8514	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trollcraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Lobby Server

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Potions Brewed:	86	Divine Spears Created:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AquilaMc

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

Our server is a growing factions server with other plugins like mc-mmo friends and lots more that i can interact with.

we have a wide range of staff members that u can talk to about any issue.

Founder-toxiccoke

Owners-Ron, TractorBoy16

Admins-KittyMitts19,BuilditfilmitT

Thanks for checking out pmc page out and we hope to see u on.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VeteranCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

VeteranCraft is a solid growing community of mature, friendly players. Our technical back-end is second to none. Looking for a stable server that is run by serious people, and that will be there tomorrow? Look no further. We have no whitelist so stop in and check it out. If you like what you see, feel free to make a home here.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CoolBearCraft SlimeFun | Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

CoolBearCraft is a clean fast Minecraft 1.12 Towny server with SlimeFun, Mini-Games and an awesome player community. We’ve been around for over 3 years and are looking for new players to join us!

•12 FREE Ranks •Plenty of Cool Plugins (Like TOWNY and SilkSpawners) •One of the FRIENDLIEST Minecraft Communities! •Separate Worlds for Building and Gathering •Daily Bonuses just for playing and staying active! •A Balanced Economy •FRESH worlds and balances! We just reset!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3451	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

McGrimsCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

We are a new server and full of loving fun people! Our staff is the best around. We give ranks to those who wait patiently and ask nicely. Hope to see you soon 😀

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Items Found:	2291
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OnlineKlubben

Economy, PvP, Survival

Online Club was formed and founded D. 12 September 2007 – The purpose of the club is to create a gathering place for all who play some games on the web. We have room for everyone, so are you and your friends and need a room in Teamspeak, are very welcome to contact us and we quickly create a space for you. We try wherever possible to constantly be at the forefront, and update regularly our website and Facebook with different news, but you stand and have a great idea for Online Club, we hear as much know.

As our logo says At Online Club – We play pretty much EVERYTHING – – Its 100% FREE to be a member of the Online Club and it will continue to be.

Chummy Club greetings Online Club

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3784	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.