USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6055	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Polandcraft

Raiding

Server Name: Polandcraft Server Locale: New York, United States Website: polandraft.wikia.com Server Address/IP: polandcraft.org Version: 1.7.4 Game Play Type/s: [PvP][Anarchy][Factions]

Rules: Generally just don’t be a dick and spawn kill newbies, let people get a fair way out (there’s pvp timer for this).

Mod List: Factions, Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, Tree mod, Potions, Book mod, pvp timer

Admin: Hudson9700

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Baldurs Gate

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1567	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Towns Built:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Paradize Island

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EpicCloudMC

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StarQuestMinecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!