USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	213
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Begin your journey as a lowly peasant in the great city of OneCraft. Prepare yourself for your forthcoming adventures within the protection of the city. Set off throughout the world to build your empire, crush your enemies and grow your legend.

OneCraft is a professionally run Minecraft server ran on premium hardware with powerful scripts in place to ensure a smooth gaming experience. OneCraft is hosted on a dedicated Linux server; this means you’ll experience a more responsive environment and almost no down-time! We use an array of unique and powerful plugins to allow players to express themselves creatively.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

rooscraft

Factions

ROOS-CRAFT This server contains great ranks and more games: FACHIONS AUTOSCOOTERS ip roosbert..de

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8970
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Potions Brewed:	195	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Not Your Normal Minecraft Server

You have got to see it to believe it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Skelacraft

Creative, Roleplay

– You can world Edit, If you dont know how to we even have a tutorial for you! – Redstone ISN’T disabled, You might say well then your server will lag. Wrong. – If a friend betrays you we can roll your plot back :O – Only you can people you add can build on your plot. – We offer =3= types of plot worlds unlike the normal 1. – We have a Normal plot world, Ender Plot World, And Nether Plot world – We allow you to claim 2 plots! – We are family friendly so chat will be safe! – We have 10 BUILD ranks so you always have a new goal to push for! What we have planned for the future of the server: – REAL money build competitions. If you win a competition you deserve a nice prize 🙂 – We want to add some more roleplay features like pets, etc. – Opening a free build world. Join our server at: 192.99.211.224:25565

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	6559
Enchantments Applied:	146	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Optimus Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Optimus Craft is a unique whitelisted Minecraft Community with a history stretching back more than 4 years. We have always maintained a strict application policy through the website in order to select friendly, social and trustworthy players only. This has created a great player base and an unprecedented atmosphere on both our Forums and Server.

We offer a main Survival (and Building) world along with the Creative World and several lovely minigames. Great Events, Building Contests and projects make Optimus Craft totally worth the shot!

Apply for the Whitelist on optimuscraft.com !

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dique MC

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Dique MC is an Argentine server founded on July 31, 2014.

We have created this server with a lot of enthusiasm, love and effort so that together with you we can share many moments of laughter, surprises and new friends.

This server has a Survival World and Skyblock. We have economy, pets, skins for non-premium players and many more things.

We thank you in advance for visiting us and choosing us. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
New Chunks Explored:	380421	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CakeMine

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to CakeMine.net! CakeMine is a MiniHub Economy server, featuring Survival, Creative, and Games.

Creative: – Normal terrain, land claiming

Games: – SkyWars – CreeperArena -MobArena

Thanks for taking a look at CakeMine, and we hope to see you on the server earning some ≈Bacons!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NetRox

Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

SkylivePvP – PvP with Style!

SkylivePvP is a Skypvp server with German/English players! There is an event every day at 8 p.m.! The event is different “every day”. We have a cool SkylivePvP team and have a lot of fun on the server!! If you want, you can join us!

Our IP is: SkylivePvP.tekkit.de

Kein Tekkit Server xD sondern Bukkit!!

We would be happy if you came by! 😀

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Epic Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

An Epic Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock.

Connect with the ip: EpicSB.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	272	Ores Mined:	1543

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rehab

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	6943
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mineous

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Skywars

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Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.