USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	9832	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	988	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Laughcraft

Factions

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	53
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Freeside MC

Survival

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.