USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Player Realms

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Create your own server on Player Realms today!

Customize it with tons of different plugins! Create anything from your own prison server to factions or maybe a minigame!

There is no limit on plugins.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2754	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Balkanrift smp

PvP Survival, smp

Server IP: 188.40.58.185

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1881	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Potions Brewed:	83	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineGlade

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

MineGlade is a small network based around the game “The Glade”, a mixed Survival Multiplayer with a yearly in- (and out-) game ARG.Play on The Glade, play some minigames (completely custom), or wait around for the SkyBlock server to deploy. Have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Laid Back Survival

Economy, Survival, Towny

Laid-Back Survival is a server I created to offer one thing: Pure survival with a few handy commands and plugins to make your experience more delightful. On this server, the game play styles we offer consists of normal survival with grief prevention, and peaceful survival with decreased hunger depletion, along with grief prevention implemented. Not only do we offer different game play paradigms, but we also offer multiple plugins to make your survival experience more intuitive and enjoyable. A few of the plugins we offer consist of Private Chat Rooms, which allows you to create a private chat room that enables you to invite users of your desire to chat in private with. Along with Private Chat Rooms, we offer Playtime. This plugin allows you to check how much time you’ve spent on our server ranging from daily time, to total time! Along with this stat-tracking, we also have Stats, which allows you to view various statistics that have been collected from your game play overtime.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5618
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Burken

Events, Grief Prevention, MCMMO, No Grief, No pvp, Paper, PvP, Quests, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	263054
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LuckNetwork

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Japanese Minecraft Server IP: lucknetowork.jp MinecraftClient Version: 1.8.x – 1.12.x Survival, ArenaPvP, SG, Event with many more coming soon.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	219	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kongepvp

KitPvP

Vote for my server! Show you love playing on our server! We hope you will vote for the server so we can get more players on it! – Regards, Staff and Owner Rasmus_H_J

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magic Items Found:	1987	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mystic network

Balanced Economy, Bungeecord, Custom Enchants, Duels, free to play, Friendly staff, Medieval, Op factions, Player Ranks, Skyblock

I hope you are ready to head back to ye oldie days with Mystic Network!

Mystic Network is a completely free to play network, but we are working on a new sky-block server to add to the network. We are currently looking for alpha testers to help improve and test our sky block server. I hope you are ready to head into the olden days with a medieval-styled adventure, this includes building bases, unique custom ranks and much much more.

We host a variety of events on MysticNetwork including monthly drop parties, and discord giveaways, and we working on adding PVP tournaments and even more in the near future.

What are you waiting for? Join MysticNetwork today, and discover it for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

vFire Reallife/Survival

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

vFire.de – Der Minecraft Reallife/Survival Server

We are a real-life/survival server with freely selectable building locations in a natural environment. An economic system, jobs, quests and much more complement the original Minecraft experience. Become part of the community!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magic Items Found:	8882	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Alphaprison

AutoRank, Custom Enchants, Free Fly, op prison, Opprison, Tokens

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years !Here you will find some of our feature:– Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland– Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing !– Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere.– Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.

Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features.Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.

I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me outWe’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GGcraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

– Skywars (unique maps). 1.8.x – 1.11.x – Eggwars 2.0 (Vote by type of Villager, Weather, time, hearts, new kits and more). 1.8.x – 1.11.x – Survivals (custom) with all new versions 1.11.2, unique seeds, giant maps. – Pvp Kit (New, with more than 30 kits, auto ranking, level up, special powers, auto soup and more!. 1.8.x – 1.11.x – SpeedBuilder – Build Battle – OP Prison (auto rank, unique ranks, unique kits, pvp, silk rental, mysterious chests and more) – Server anti cheats, 0 lag and with original and unique things that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NEETCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding, Towny

Our rules are simple. You can read them here: https://neetcraft.enjin.com/forum/m/44246513/viewthread/30100241-server-rules/post/129652996#p129652996

Note: ASKING TO APPLY FOR STAFF WILL GET YOU INSTA-BANNED.

NEETCraft is built around one pillar: we want players actions to matter. We want each player to be able to build, destroy, make money, and shape the surface of our server. We want players to form nations, build great towns, and then wage war among each other for wealth and power.

However, we think that war should not be limited to killing each other. War should be multi-spectrum. The war we hope to promote on our server should take place on economical fronts, on propaganda fronts, and even on the front of building. We hope to have players organize into large towns, instead of being lone wolves and building obsidian vaults, however we are allowing both completely.

So give us a try and remember, only the NEET survive!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Alonefield

Bed wars, Survival

Welcome to Alonefield. Aiming at creating an atmosphere and environment of brotherhood and fair gameplay, we wish you a happy journey on the minecraft world.

Vote for our server and help us reach the top! But no Nobel cause should go un-rewarded…. so when you vote, you get a token and help us get 1 step closer to a vote party!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Spears Created:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	134
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

I-Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

1.8 – 1.13 (Native 1.8.9)

Lead a powerful Faction with all of the customizations imaginable, build a vast and intricate base to protect your items from persistent raiders. Raid massive enemy Factions and reduce their empires to rubble. Dominate the other Factions fighting for the glory of having the largest and most valuable empire.

Welcome to I-Factions, a component of the I-Network. With the best of Minecraft Factions, 1.7 raiding mechanics, enhanced PvP, a balanced economy, McMMO, custom and many more plugins which culminate into a grand player experience.

Discord: Join our Discord for the latest updates to the network, communicating with other players, and entering future giveaways! Join here: http://discord.gg/TgeTc9R

IP: i-factions.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Towns Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.