UranoCraft Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crops Grown:	6395	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Animals Bred:	100	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	131
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	153

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	117
Villages Defended:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	6264
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	7093
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4483	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8303

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Potions Brewed:	119	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Emeralds Found:	2218
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	109
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	5606	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ores Mined:	7381
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crops Grown:	6565
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crops Grown:	9030
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2